windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
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