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I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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