do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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