He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
She told me I should be a condom model.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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