i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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