we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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