Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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