"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
And then my night got REAL pukey
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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