We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
Randomize