Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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