talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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