She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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