We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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