There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
It was confusing and full of hummus
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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