I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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