We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Randomize
