The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
The air was thick with penises
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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