we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
This baby is an asshole
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Randomize
