I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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