Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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