i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
Randomize
