kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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