Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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