Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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