when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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