Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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