OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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