I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
My vagina is very pro this idea
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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