I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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