i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
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