I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
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