you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Randomize
