Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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