first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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