hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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