The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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