yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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