She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
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