so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
