doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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