He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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