what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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