His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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