But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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