Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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