Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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