I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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