So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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