You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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