hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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