Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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