Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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