how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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